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Now ZOIDBERG is the spore! In full mating season glory. Pretty good Sonic, albeit with webbed hands. They went way too far in making him look like a real mushroom, with that gross fungal texturing on the underside of his head. Not really as cute as the real character, but good nonetheless. This looks like some crazy junkie muppet. Our old friend Purple Tentacle back from the LucasArts adventure gaming dead. What are those joysticks supposed to be? Suckers? Nipples? Crazy. Most of these are via Kotaku and MTV Multiplayer.Īn XBox 360 controller! Pretty terrifying. I'm a Team Rocket fan 4 life, so I had to look for Koffing. Some sort of horrible bird Pikachu.I'll be seeing that in my nightmares, thank you internet. In retrospect, I got this wrong because every other entry for Bulbasaur is just painful to look at.Ī sickly Blastoise. There are tons of them, here are the most accurate ones. This could be Selbulba's ILM character model.Īll of the original three starter Pokemon are really popular. General Grievous, with particularly good attention to coloring. Painful looking AT-ST, giving new meaning to the term "Chicken Walker".Īnd now, my two favorite characters from the Prequels. Great looking TIE fighter, elegant in it's simplicity. There were lots of imitators, if you search "x-wing", nothing quite as good as this. This X-Wing is from Fark's Spore thread, though I couldn't find it on the Sporepedia. I don't want to see Admiral Ackbar naked. This Mon Calamari is right on, but the nudity upsets me. Spore Trek, Spore Wars, and of course Pokespore, after the jump. Geeky stuff, mostly, like the Trogspore above. All I can do is longingly cruise the Sporepedia, looking for Spores That Look Like Stuff.
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Even if you're not a gamer, they're rabidly amusing, although his churning stream o' verbiage is but a pale and measured British-by-way-of-Australia (or some such sun sinking on the empire) version of kemibe's at his most shrill.So I was all excited to download the free Spore Creature Creator, until I was coldly informed by the installer that my Powerbook isn't up to scratch. But if the Beck Fan Club is pining for his full-on yammering, do check out Croshaw's video game reviews (video clips below - NSFW). Ben Croshaw will deign to make a commentary on this. I wonder if the infamous Zero Punctuation a.k.a. So I'm afraid hobbit burglers, elven loremasters, and dwarf guardians are going to slip by the wayside in favor of Tetris-like nucleotides and amino acids, bizarre microbes and arthrpods and Punctuated-by-Fun(tm) evolution! I was entranced with the Creature Creator other Science Bloggers have fiddled around with this, too - just type "Spore" into the search function on the main site. Wright will appear in a documentary next Tuesday on the National Geographic Channel, sharing his new game with leading evolutionary biologists and talking with them about the evolution of complex life.īrian Ries, PR wonk, sent a clip from National Geographic in which Will Wright, the principal designer behind Spore and The Sims, discusses "How to Build a Better Being."Īnd yes, this post is diverging into a free advert for the game, but it does look very cool. Unlike the typical shoot-them-till-they're-all-dead video game, Spore was strongly influenced by science, and in particular by evolutionary biology. So the elder Spawn was pretty excited to nab the Spore Creature Creator this summer, but he is really jazzed with the prospect of getting his nerdsome hands on the full-fledged game to be released on Friday.Įrstwhile Science Blogger Carl Zimmer covered the impending release of Spore in his excellent NYT article Gaming Evolves. So Spawn the Elder (my son) is an avid gamer in such milieus as World of Warcraft, Halo, Civilization, and Lord of the Rings Online, the latter of which, errr, I might have indulged in a few times - I'm pretty hopeless with gaming so my foray into Middle-earth was an unmitigated disaster.
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